My wife has jumped off the deep end. Please help me?
My wife is a seamstress. She quit her job yesterday, when the news came over the radio in her factory. Obama had won the nomination (technically). She came home and began to make white surrender flags that she intends to sell to Americans next January.
There are 3 sizes. One for porch display, one for rooftop. One for flagpole. The American flag is barely visible as a pastel-faded hint in the background, so this flag looks like a sad new statement of admission that the home under which it flies is now willing to lay down and surrender to the Obama Machine.
It states on the Leaftlet of Care, that's enclosed with the neatly pressed flag the 10 Confessions of Apology.
Number 6 on the list is the only one I agree with. It states the family's willingness to agree to mandatory Universal Healthcare, Quarterly cavity searches on all family members, blood, saliva, DNA, fingerprint samples, voiceprints, and iris scans.
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Wow, feel for you dude. Sounds like your wife is a complete psycho.
I'd have her committed. Perhaps a doc can prescribe something for her extreme paranoia.
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